Locally Handmade Merrimack
Funny Ceramic Coaster – Use a Coaster or I Will Poke You in the Eye – Handmade, Durable, Everyday Home Décor
Funny Ceramic Coaster – Use a Coaster or I Will Poke You in the Eye – Handmade, Durable, Everyday Home Décor
Bring a little humor and a lot of protection to your tabletops with our “Use a Coaster or I Will Poke You in the Eye” Ceramic Coaster. Handcrafted with care, this playful yet practical piece blends everyday function with cozy home style. The bold design is finished with permanent vinyl lettering that stays crisp and vibrant, making it as durable as it is delightful.
Made for daily use, this sturdy ceramic coaster feels smooth and cool to the touch while providing a strong shield against pesky water rings and heat marks. It’s the perfect way to protect your furniture while adding a wink of personality to your home décor.
Features & Benefits:
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🪴 Durable ceramic design – Built to last while keeping your surfaces safe.
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🖋 Permanent vinyl lettering – Crisp, bold text that won’t fade or peel.
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🛋 Protects your furniture – Say goodbye to water rings, spills, and heat damage.
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☕ Perfect for everyday use – From hot coffee to icy drinks, it’s always ready.
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🎁 Charming gift idea – A playful, handcrafted touch for friends and family.
Start your morning with a moment of handmade beauty—order your “Use a Coaster or I Will Poke You in the Eye” Ceramic Coaster today and enjoy functional art with every sip.
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Curated by Us
Curated by Us
Every product we feature is carefully handpicked by our team because we truly love it—and we know you will too! We take pride in selecting only the finest handmade pieces, ensuring they meet our high standards for quality, craftsmanship, and uniqueness. Whether it’s the artistry, the story behind it, or the way it enhances everyday life, each item is chosen with passion and purpose. When you shop with us, you can trust that every product has been personally curated and comes with our wholehearted seal of approval.
Truly Unique Creation
Truly Unique Creation
No two handmade items are ever exactly the same, making each piece a special and exclusive find. Crafted with individual attention to detail, every product carries its own subtle variations in texture, color, and form—hallmarks of true craftsmanship. Unlike mass-produced goods, handmade creations reflect the artisan’s skill, creativity, and passion, ensuring that your item is as unique as you are.
Crafted with Care
Crafted with Care
Experience the charm and quality of locally handmade products, created with passion and precision by skilled artisans. Each piece is thoughtfully crafted using locally sourced materials, ensuring authenticity, sustainability, and a personal touch. Support local makers while enjoying unique, high-quality goods that tell a story of craftsmanship and community.
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1. What makes a product "locally handmade"?
Locally handmade products are crafted by skilled artisans within our community using traditional techniques and locally sourced materials whenever possible. Each item is made with care, ensuring high quality and uniqueness.
2. Will my handmade item look exactly like the photo?
Since every piece is individually handcrafted, slight variations in color, texture, or shape may occur. These differences make each item one-of-a-kind and add to its charm and authenticity.
3. How long does it take to receive my handmade order?
We strive to ship all orders as quickly as possible. While many items are ready to go, some handmade products may require additional time for crafting. Please check the product details for estimated processing times.
4. How do I care for my handmade product?
Care instructions vary based on the type of product. We recommend following any specific care guidelines provided with your item to ensure its longevity. Generally, handling with care, avoiding excessive moisture, and gentle cleaning will help maintain its beauty over time.